Welcome to the world’s most unnecessary (but 100% essential) personality quiz: Which Neon Sign Matches Your Energy?
Are you a ✨romantic softie✨ or a full-on 🤠 chaotic cowboy energy? Let’s find out.
1. What’s your current life aesthetic?
A. Main Character
B. Dumpster Fire
C. Cottagecore but Make It Sad
D. iPad Kid in a 20-Something’s Body
2. Your go-to TikTok scroll genre?
A. Home makeover vids
B. Frogs doing weird things
C. Tarot readings
D. Unhinged storytimes
3. Pick your dream neon location:
A. Over my bed, duh
B. Bathroom mirror (for dramatic crying)
C. In my car? Is that legal?
D. Wherever my ex will see it
OKAY OKAY RESULTS:
🔮Mostly A’s — “Main Character” Sign
You're romantic, a little delulu, and always have a Pinterest board in progress. Your neon: “This Must Be the Place” in pink cursive.
🔥Mostly B’s — “No Thoughts Just Vibes” Sign
You live for chaos and late-night snack runs. Your sign is a neon brain with an “X” through it. Iconic.
Fun fact: neon signs for dorm rooms are totally trending
🌸Mostly C’s — “Crying in the Club” Sign
Soft and sensitive, but you’ll roast someone with a single look. Your neon: “Feelings? Ew.” in pastel blue.
🎉Mostly D’s — “YEE HAW BUT MAKE IT SAD” Sign
We can’t explain it. You just need a neon cowboy hat and a light-up cactus. Trust the process.
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